Idle Thoughts Are the Devil’s Workshop

When I’m bored, I often start thinking of really horrible titles for novels. Titles like…

The Bird That Pooped on the Universe

Pwned by the Dragon King

The Funkiest Knight

Slow Fizz Djinni

Oh Shit! Zombies!

But nothing I come up with compares with the best/worst romance novel title EVER. Oh well.

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2 thoughts on “Idle Thoughts Are the Devil’s Workshop

  1. One day, I shall publish my collection “Tales to Astonish the Motherfucking Shit Out of You.”

  2. I would read the fuck out of that!

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